JERSEY IDIOTS

Have you seen it, have you seen it? The latest non-music sensation to ooze from that journalistic icon we know as MTV...Music Television. "Jersey Shore". The show follows 4 Guidos (their term, not mine) and 4 Guidettes (also their term) as they're paired up in a Jersey Shore apartment. In return, the empty heads (my term, not theirs)have to slave away at a t-shirt store on the boardwalk, all while they dodge life's many obstacles...i.e. throwing up, cheating on your boyfriend and getting into bar fights while out with our friends. During the episode I saw, they failed at all three. Who doessn't love it when a girl promisses her boyfriend she won't cheat while away from home, and does it on the (wait for it)...very first night! Look, is it crap tv? Absolutely. Is it entertaining? Yes. This reality trash is better then the other reality trash, because we go into it knowing the only possible outcome is for these sex craved morons to come off looking like the one dimensional idiots they are. I love it! Who doesn't feel a little nostalgic for the time when the most important thing on your mind was whether you might ever get a little action? I think many of us used to be just a little like them when I we were 15. Even though their not. They range from 21 to 27 (The Situation). Brainless fun. Break out the beer funnel and let's watch.