Thursday, September 16, 2010

A Thief Amongst Us




Seriously disturbing. That's the only words to describe this morning's events.

My back scratcher is missing.

For over a year, it's been in my studio in the exact same place. Right next to the keyboard I'm typing on right now.

What fiend would steal another man's relief? What deviant would want to be in possession of my DNA?

To the person who committed this travesty...know that this transgression will not go unpunished. Also know that I've used that back scratcher to scratch many things.

The least of which is my back.

So enjoy all that.

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