OPEN LETTER TO KATE GOSSELIN

Dear Kate:

This may be hard to swallow, so please take a breathe. Perhaps take a seat and prepare yourself for a steamy, hot mug of reality. Kate, despite what the empty heads at ABC may claim, wish or would have you think...you are in fact, not a star.
I know, it's a tough one to swallow. I mean, for several years, you and your ex-husband allowed cameras into your home for a silly, yet enjoyable show who's time is passed. But I need to point out an often overlooked equation I'm sure you missed.

"Reality" tv does not = STAR.

Some fun facts. You have NEVER been on a real television show. You have NEVER been on a film set. In fact, you have NEVER read scripted lines. You have NEVER performed music professionally. Your claim to fame is biological. Your eggs hatched 8 babies.

I realize you're busy with your fake fame, so thank you for taking the time to read.

Love,
Wade...and a whole lot of other people.